I just made out with a guy for $7.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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