Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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