I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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