It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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