no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
