she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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