talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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