whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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