what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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