so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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