Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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