just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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