Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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