You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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