TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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