The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
tell me about the eggs
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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