After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
