you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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