I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
well you can't waste a boner
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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