he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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