ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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