So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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