i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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