I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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