I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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