this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Houston, we have a squirter
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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