found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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