what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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