I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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