I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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