i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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