Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My vagina just recognized that song.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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