I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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