I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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