So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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