yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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