I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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