Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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