At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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