Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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