she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Randomize
