First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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