this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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