M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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