Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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