butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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