I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm both gender and math confused
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