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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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