My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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