I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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