I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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