Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Randomize
